So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he fucked my hip out of place.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The adults are the big ones right?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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