Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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