You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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