She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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