you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I want her autograph on my taint
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
