did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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