its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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