I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
