They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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