Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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