Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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