arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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