You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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