Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
