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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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