She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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