i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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