last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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