id be glad to
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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