dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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