so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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