so explain again why im purple
no
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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