You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
well I can't set my house on fire every night
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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