Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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