the day after is always just damage control
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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