And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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