I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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