Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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