I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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