Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That accounts for only three of the penises
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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