this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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