Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
bring money and cleavage
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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