nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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