Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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