Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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