Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Randomize
