It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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