Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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