I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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