I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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