How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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