there was a trapeze. enough said
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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