I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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