belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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