Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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