so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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