You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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