She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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