scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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