They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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