Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
