hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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