Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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