their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
