Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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