how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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